Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pre-dinner mayonnaise
It’s good for you
YES
FUCK
(via dragonloafs)
hahaha i love this guy
I told my mom I want to cook like these guys…but like…what we eat normally. “BREADED PORK TENDERLOIN WITH GREEN BEANS...
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