January 2012
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"Hello, would you like a table?"
lmaogtfo: “Oh, is this a furniture store?” Click here for more laughs!
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if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am  
Jan 1st
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>post wip works of poopy art porn >see gifs of gay porn all over dash what have I missed
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December 2011
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Dec 17th
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did someone say skyrim
Dec 17th
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dog why are you putting your butt on my foot
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Reblog with a GIF you saved that's applicable to...
phreakattack: spacu: hassthepuck: threecrombeensoup: deckthehallswithboughsofadam: khabulous: Made, but whatever.. XD
Dec 17th
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Everyone has six names.
 1. Your Real name: Jee 2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Shark 3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Arce Quezon (what) 4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Arjedra (lmao okay) 5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate...
Dec 17th
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hugh-laurious replied to your post: Let me just stress how fun taking up German is ORLY? ya rly look at all the reasons           and  
Dec 13th
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Let me just stress how fun taking up German is
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